shitposting.
basically married to a frog
I’m built like a fertility goddess don’t disrespect me
Your safe with me kid.
IYKYK
On a thread about the Barbie movie. If you’ve seen the movie you’ll understand why I’m laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.
paintings that trans your gender
[VD: a clip from The Simpsons. Homer stands in a crowd with Lisa, and speaks to the mayor.
“Excuse me, Mayor Smofa. I’m not like these brainy tote bags over here. I like my crusts stuffed, my martial arts mixed, and my movies fully Sandler-ed. But there’s this painting from that museum, and when I really look at it, only one word explains what I feel. What is it again?” He leans down to Lisa, who whispers in his ear. “Transgender,” he says. Lisa whispers to him again. In the same tone of voice, he says, “Transcendent.” End VD]
Anyone in the UK fancy signing a petition to prevent MPs from sitting in the role without attending Parliament or ever meeting with their constituents?
Petition: Make MPs who are absent from their constituency and Parliament subject to recall:
“Unskilled Jobs” are a classist myth used to justify poverty wages.
seriously, it’s a big commitment!
my two moods
Seriously.
THE WRITER AND ACTOR’S STRIKES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PAUSED THE PRODUCTION OF 4 MARVEL MOVIES!!!! thank you striking creatives.
They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones
One man’s quest to create the most sued company